Tonto Burrito - JOLIET, IL 60435 (Menu & Order Online)

BURRITOS

Signature Crazy Burrito

Jr Crazy Burrito

Hot Cheetos Burrito

Cheetos crunchy flaming hot, steak, rice, beans, nacho cheese, sour cream (Takis, Fritos.)

California Burrito

Steak, fries, beans, sour cream, pico de gallo, guacamole & cheese.

Burrito Jaliscience Birria & Cheese

Barbacoa, rice, beans, grilled onions & cilantro.

Burrito Borracho

Steak, beans, rice, green salsa, onions, cilantro, cheese & corn tortilla chips.

Steak, nacho cheese, fries, beans, pico de gallo & sour cream.

Burrito Fortachon

Steak, seasoned pork, bacon, beans, rice & cheese.

Rice, cabbage, pico de gallo & crazy dressing.

Burrito Campechano

Steak, chorizo, beans, onions, cilantro & cheese.

Surfin’ Florida Burrito

Shrimp, steak, fries, pico, guacamole, & cheese.

Chicken, BBQ Sauce, rice, cheese & fries.

Chicken Fajita Burrito

Rice, beans, grilled onions, grilled bell peppers, lettuce, sour cream.

Steak Fajita Burrito

Rice, beans, grilled onions, grilled bell peppers, lettuce, sour cream.

Tongue, beans, rice, onions, cilantro & cheese.

Rice, cabbage, pico de gallo & crazy dressing.

Shrimp, steak, fries, pico, guacamole, & cheese.

Rice, beans, lettuce, pico de gallo, cheese & sour cream.

Chimichanga Burrito

Choose your meat, rice, beans & cheese topped with mozzarella cheese, pico de gallo & sour cream.

Mexican Flag Wet Burrito

Choose your meat, steak, pork, shredded beef comes with rice, beans, meat and topped green salsa, red & cheese.

Deep Fried Burrito

Monster Burrito

Hamburger Burrito

Chile Relleno Burrito

Poblano Burrito

Veggie Burrito (No Guacamole)

Rice, beans, lettuce, pico de gallo, cheese & sour cream.

TACO

Campechano Taco

Ground Beef Taco

Barbacoa / Shredded Beef Taco

Taco Quesabirria

Hard Ground Beef Taco

Chile Relleno Taco

TORTA

Torta Campechano

Torta Especial con Papas

QUESADILLA

Quesadilla Crazy

Quesadilla Camaron

Quesadilla Asada

Quesadilla Pollo

Quesadilla Pastor

Quesadilla Campechano

Quesadilla Quesabirria

Quesadilla Grande

Chesse Quesadilla

BURGERS, DOGS, & SANDWICH

Bacon Cheese Burger

Grilled Chicken Burger

Crispy Chicken Burger

Layer of schmeat of warm refried beans on the bottom of each roll followed by a bacon wrapped dog, top with the avocados, tomatoes, onions, jalapeños, mayo & mustard.

Bacon wrapped dog, tomato, grilled onions, jalapeños, sour cream, guacamole, cotija cheese.

Chili beans and cheese.

Chicken Sandwich

PLATES

All plates are served with rice and beans.

Chicken Fajitas Plate

Grilled bell peppers and onions.

Steak Fajitas Plate

Grilled bell peppers and onions.

4 Flautas Beef Plate

4 Flautas Chicken Plate

Carne Asada Dinner Plate

Plato Carne Asada Picada

Enchiladas Plate

Green Chili Plate

Red Chili Plate

Plato Carne Asada Steak

APPETIZERS

Crazy Flamingos

Deep fried tortillas filled with chicken or shredded beef, topped with lettuce, pico de gallo, cheese, sour cream & guacamole.

Crazy Nacho Fries

Steak, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, jalapeño, guacamole, & cheese.

Jalapeños Poppers

Small Chips & Salsa

Breaded Mushrooms

Mozzarella Sticks

Guacamole & Chips

White Queso & Chips

Deep Fry Burrito

Steak, pork, Mexican sausage & sour cream.

Seasoned Curly Fries

Large Steak Nacho Fries

2 Pieces Fish with Fries

Chily Cheese Fries

Small Steak Nacho Fries

BREAKFAST

Crazy Breakfast Burrito

Mexicana Breakfast Burrito

3 Eggs, beans, cheese, tomatoes, onions & jalapeños.

Breakfast Chorizo Burrito

Steak Burrito 3 Eggs & Cheese

Western Burrito

3 Eggs, ham, cheese, grilled bell peppers & onions.

3 Eggs, hash browns & cheese.

Sausage Burrito

3 Eggs, hash browns & cheese.

3 Eggs, hash browns & cheese.

Spinach Burrito

3 Eggs, hash browns, spinach, grilled onions & cheese.

Steak Chilaquile

Crunchy tortilla chips tossed with salsa, steak, sour cream, queso fresco, cilantro and onion.

Chilaquile & Eggs

Crunchy tortilla chip tossed with salsa, fried eggs, sour cream, onion & queso fresco.

Huevo Rancheros

3 Eggs, over easy, 2 tostadas, topped with salsa & beans.

Huevos A La Mexicana

3 Scrambled eggs, onions, tomatoes, beans, jalapeño & tortilla.

Chilaquiles Burrito

Texas Toast Sandwch

Cream Cheese Bagel

California Breakfast

SATURDAY & SUNDAY DISHES

MAKE YOUR OWN

Grande Quesadilla

Hard Ground Beef Tacos

Lettuce, cheese, sour cream, & tomato.

Crazy Quesadilla

Quesabirria / Quesadilla

Quesabirria Tacos

Includes consome, onions, and cilantro.

SIDES

Add Pico de Gallo

Orden de Cebollitas

3 Chiles Toreados

Side Nacho Cheese

DRINKS

Bottle of Water

Sweetened And Unsweetened Tea

Fresh Water Small

Fresh Water Medium

Fresh Water (Large)

Starbucks Coffee

Energy Starbucks

DESSERT

Churros with Ice Cream

TOSTADA

Tostada Chorizo

Tostada Campechano

Tostada Carne Molida

BOWLS

Bowl Campechano

Bowl Ground Beef

TACO DINNER

SPECIALS

3 Quesabirria Tacos

4 Flautas, Rice, & Beans

Steak, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, jalapeño, guacamole, & cheese.

Chili Cheese Fries

Deep Fried Burrito

3 Hard Ground Beef Tacos - Rice & Beans

Torta Birria with Fries

2 Tacos, Rice, & Beans

4 Flautas Beef Plate

2 Sopes Arros Y Frijoles

Hot Cheetos Elote

Tontaquesapizza

2 Tostadas, Rice, & Beans

3 Hard Shell Tacos

3 Ground Beef Hard Shell Tacos, Rice, & Beans

Avocado Chicken Salad

Ground Beef Nachos

3 Pastor Tacos, Rice, & Beans

Chicken Burrito

Hamburger Burrito

Torta with Fries

2 Quesabirria Tacos Rice & Beans

3 Quesabirrias, Rice, & Beans

2 Sopes Rice & Beans

Quesadilla Dinner

Tonto Pastor Burrito

2 Chiles Rellenos, Rice, & Beans

2 Tamales, Rice, & Beans

2 Tacos Carnitas, Rice, & Beans

Pastor Burrito Dinner

2 Fish Tacos Dinner

Costillas En Salsa Verde

Taco Tuesday (2)

2 Chicken Burritos

3 Chicken Taco Dinner

BIRRIA RAMEN

Includes consome, onions, and cilantro.

TACO SALAD

Taco Salad Asada

Taco Salad Pollo Desebrada

Taco Salad Pollo

PAN

MONDAY SPECIALS

3 Tacos Rice & Beans

Enchiladas Rice & Beans

WEDNESDAY

Steak, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, jalapeño, guacamole, & cheese.

THURSDAY

2 Sopes Rice & Beans

Nachos Only Cheese Y Jalapenos

FRIDAY

DULCES

Rollos De Dulce

KIDS MENU

5 Chicken Nuggets with Fries

2 Chicken Tenders with Fries

2 Mini Tacos with Fries

Hamburger with Fries

2 Mini Quesadilas

VEGGIE BURRITOS

Chile Relleno Burger

Poblano Burrito

CATERING (2 DAYS NOTICE IS REQUIRED FOR ALL CATERING)

Up to 50 People

TAZAS

CINCO DE MAYO

Quesadilla Dinner

Nachos (Ground Beef)

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